On a hot steamy Monday in New Guinea In the highly overrated month of June I met him on a most suspicious field trip Under a jungle moon I thought he wanted me for my mind For the sweet little quirks of my heart Oh how could I be so blind I should have known from the start All he wanted was to eat me He only thought of me as food All he wanted was to eat me How rude How rude I know from his humble occupation My native Adonis was into mastication If I hadn’t fought him and taken a powder I could have wound up some kind of chowder Oh who would ever say with such delight Nobody ate me Thank God no one ate me last night - eat me, jerry blatt










